SIN, second time

While i was there i read a book on (non-)theories and generalizations of a thing called joke* and came up with this one:

How many flight attendants do you need to change a light bulb?
Three.

  • The first needs to check that the light bulb is really broken;
  • the second flight attendant will inform the purser;
  • and the last one informs the passenger that, sorry, unfortunately this technical item cannot be repaired but your complaint has been duly noticed.

*)
“Stop me if you’ve heard this – a history and philosophy of jokes” by Jim Holt

JFK, die zweite

When computer scientists meet for coffee, dann sitzen sie hoch über’m Times Square, schauen auf die Ameisenkolonien gleichenden wuselnden Menschenmassen und diskutieren über die guten und schlechten Seiten ihrer Profession.

Olha só!

Então, o negocio é o seguinte. Na escola fizemos algumas trava-línguas.
Finalmente, terminei cantando isso (ao ritmo da samba “Mas Que Nada” de Sergio Mendes):
Ó… o auê aí ó…

Agora, existe um remix de Sergio Mendes “Mas Que Nada” com The Black Eyed Peas:

“Voce nao vai querer
Que eu chegue no final”